Monday 15 October 2007

Woof

Hi. I’m Ozzie. I’m a Giant Miniature Schnauzer – the only one of this breed in the world (okay, it hasn’t been officially recognised by the KCC, but what do they know?). I don’t get much computer time to myself here, and my typing’s a bit slow (you should try it with paws my size – obviously my dreams of being a concert pianist don’t look like bearing much fruit). I also have to do it under cover of darkness, because I wouldn’t want the rest of the pack to know – so this is just between you and me, okay?

Anyway I decided to do a dog blog, after seeing all these books lying around the den here with pictures of dogs on them, and which I reckon contain lots of ideas about dogs – some or all of which are probably pretty far fetched. So I’m going to give you the low down on what I think, rather than what you think I think. Okay? Oops – must go now, as someone’s coming. More later.